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Summary: Saving the world takes guts and a few martinis. Beryl has a planet to save and her arch-rival Hilda to beat. A feat near impossible as Hilda has taken every high-tech spying equipment going. Mex is Beryl's only hope. But Mex ‘vodka-ed’ to the eyeballs has tossed her mobile to the wind and hooked up with a troupe of performing transvestites, saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she were comatose. Will Beryl persuade Mex to sober up and save their planet, or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? Rebel Without A Bra is the fifth in the Planet Hy Man comedy series. If you like Terry Pratchett's satire and Douglas Adams' absurdity, then buy today and skyrocket into a farce to end all farces.
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Summary: She’s got one planet to save, zero patience, and no clue what a latte is. Planet Hy Man is running on empty, and Earth is their only hope. Not that Mex cares, she's ready to hang up her catsuit and watch the galaxy pass by. But when she is ordered to save Planet Hy Man or kiss her pension goodbye, she pulls on her leathers and heads to Scotland. With no idea what the Scots are saying, let alone what a fry-up is, Mex combs Glasgow for 'the formula'. Confused, disoriented, and with a growing love for vodka, she hits an obstacle that knocks her for six… Legless, an ancient Planet Hy Man footman, has hidden ‘the formula'. A footman who had supposedly died decades ago, back in the days when phones were anything but mobile and TV screens were anything but flat. A footman now as elusive as the proverbial missing car keys, Will Mex find him in time, and if she does, will he be too Scottish to understand? Rebel Without A Clue is the fourth in the Planet Hy Man comedy series. If you like Terry Pratchett's satire and Douglas Adams' absurdity, then buy today and blast into a battle of the sexes.
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Summary: A coup of the century is underway, and Mex is too hungover to care. While Hilda, the new leader, retreats to her "pleasure dome," a coup rises to the occasion. And with Mex living it up in Scotland, there’s little resistance beyond a hippy colony too chilled to care, a ruthless reporter who will side with anyone who pays enough, and a missing set of batteries. Despite never leading anything bigger than a study group, they decide to run the planet the proletarian way —until the leader returns to snatch back her power. The resistance turns to Mex, a woman with more conquests than Alexander the Great, but is Mex willing to give up her retirement for a group of rebels, too young to be taken seriously? Rebel Without A Crew is the sixth in the comic Planet Hy Man series. If you love Terry Pratchett’s satire and Douglas Adams’ absurdity, then buy today and blast into a cosmic clash of cocktails, coups, and questionable leadership.
Word Count: 40000
Summary: The revolution has started — and the leader is drinking through it. Faced with an uprising, Manifesto The Great turns to the only person he can trust- his mother, but she has only days to live. With an army of malfunctioning Mae West robots and a committee as innovative as a sock puppet, Manifesto The Great loses control. And as his city falls into the hands of Fanny and her rebels, the grieving leader retreats to his cocktail bar. High on a cocktail of hormonal meat and hemp cocktails, Manifesto The Great turns to his committee for advice. But they have other plans, mainly to bat with the winning team… Will he rise to command again, or go down in history as the man who lost a planet from behind a bar? The Downfall Of Manifesto The Great is the second in the Planet Hy Man comedy series. If you like Terry Pratchett's satire and Douglas Adams' absurdity, then buy today and buckle up for the farce of the century.
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Summary: A planet in chaos, a leader in denial, and a woman who won’t be owned. Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby’s belly button until a spaceship arrives full of celibate men and women hungry for all things ‘earthy’. They hurl themselves into a frenzy of real meat, real air, and procreation until Manifesto The Great’s forefather takes control, creating order, rules, and a sewage system. Manifesto The Great watches as his forefather pollutes the planet, treats women like they're walking wombs, and designs dodgy robots, and when his forefather dies, Manifesto The Great is left to pick up the pieces. Will he rise over the tidal wave of discontented women and claim his throne, or drown under a sea of underwire and oestrogen? The Rise Of Manifesto The Great is the first book in the Planet Hy Man comedy series. If you like Terry Pratchett's satire and Douglas Adams' absurdity, then buy today and buckle up for an intergalactic farce.
